谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第四季 第一集
翻译：古镇少年
姑娘们 姑娘们 你们猜怎么着?
Girls, girls, guess what?
等一下
Wait a minute,
你为什么总是走进一个房间 说姑娘们 姑娘们?
Why do you always come into a room and say girls, girls?
你看到莫莉·林沃德坐在这里了吗?
Do you see Molly Ringwald sitting here?
80年代著名的青少年偶像
你今天脾气可真怪
Well, you're awfully cranky today.
好吧 原谅我
Well, forgive me.
我的关节炎很困扰我 我的社保支票没交
My arthritis is bothering me, my social security check was late,
我还意识到已经22年没和男人一起洗澡了
and I realized today I haven't showered with a man in 22 years.
妈 爸爸已经去世27年了
Ma, Pop's been dead 27 years.
你想说什么?
What's your point?
你这什么意思?
What are you saying?
这不是很明显吗 桃乐茜?
Isn't it obvious, Dorothy?
她和一个死人一起洗了五年澡
She showered with a dead man for five years.
萝丝 你刚才说?
Rose, what did you want?
我有两张现在最火的挪威音乐剧的票
I got two tickets to the hottest Norwegian musical in town.
萝丝 这真的很吸引我 但我有别的事情
Rose, you've really tempted me, but I do have other plans.
你有约会了?
You have a date?
我吃东西的时候别这么说
Never say that while I'm eating.
我在一个成人教育项目教历史
I'm teaching history for an adult-education program.
这是给没拿到高中文凭的人准备的
It's for people who never got their high school diplomas.
他们还教什么?
What else do they teach?
通常的高中科目
The usual high school subjects.
你是说三个R吗?
You mean like the three Rs?
读书、写作和公鸡授精?
Reading, writing and rooster inseminating?
不 我们只教前两个R
No, we just teach the first two Rs.
行
Fine.
但是你的学生步入了社会之后
But you're gonna be sending people out into the world
如果都不知道先把手搓热了再碰鸡
who don't know you can get a nasty rooster bite
可是会被公鸡咬伤的
if you don't warm your hands up first.
姑娘们 这条裙子适合我吗?
Girls, is this dress me?
太紧 太短
It's too tight, it's too short,
对你这个年纪的女人来说 露太多乳沟了
and it shows too much cleavage for a woman your age.
是的 布兰琪 适合你
Yes, Blanche, it's you.
和你的神秘男人又去约会?
Another date with your mystery man?
哦 他才不神秘呢
Oh, he's no mystery man.
那你怎么跟他约会了四次
Then how come you've been out with him four times,
我们却对他一无所知?
we don't know anything about him?
嗯 有一件小事
Well, there is one little thing.
那一定是他 萝丝 你能去开门吗?
Well, that must be him. Rose, would you get the door, please?
你好
Hello.
你好
Hello.
我们以为你是布兰琪的男伴 但你太老了
We thought you were Blanche's date, but you're way too old.
你好 布兰琪!
Hola, Blanche!
你好 亲爱的 快来
Hello, sweetheart. Come here!
我想让你见见我所有的朋友
I want you to meet all my friends.
请原谅我
Please forgive me.
也不能全怪我
It wasn't my fault,
我的表兄弟姐妹已经近亲结婚好几代了..
my cousins have been marrying each other for generations.
各位 这是菲德尔·圣地亚哥
Everybody, this is Fidel Santiago.
你好! 很高兴认识你
How do you do? Very nice to meet you.
见到你们这样的美女总是感到很荣幸
It is always a pleasure to meet beautiful ladies such as yourselves.
加上这口音 真是差点就信了
With that accent, you could almost buy it.
你一定是索菲亚
And you must be Sophia.
你的脸看起来很眼熟
Your face looks awfully familiar.
你的照片曾出现在雪茄盒上吗?
Was your picture ever on a cigar box?
妈!
Ma!
不 不 她是对的
No, no, she's right.
那是我父亲
That was my father.
我能接着说了吗 指挥官？
May we continue, commandant?
我的家族曾经拥有最大的 位于古巴的烟草种植园
My family once owned the largest tobacco plantation in all of Cuba.
你们知道吗
Do you know that at one time
我们家族曾经是整个古巴最有名的菲德尔?
I was the most famous Fidel in the entire country?
直到那个人出现了
Until you-know-who showed up.
菲德尔·卡斯特罗 古巴政治领袖
谁?
Who?
神奇马雷克斯 萝丝
Rex the Wonder Horse, Rose.
明星马 二三十年代著名的动物演员 通体全黑的种马
你怎么知道圣地亚哥雪茄的?
How did you know about Santiago cigars?
我丈夫可喜欢了
My husband was a fan.
不是喜欢雪茄 是盒子
Not of the cigars, the boxes.
我们过去常常把精美的餐具放在一个盒子里
We used to keep all our fine cutlery in one.
布兰琪是对的
Blanche was right.
她说你无可救药
She said you were incorrigible.
这是我应得的
I guess I deserve it,
我总是说她是个廉价荡妇
I always say she's a cheap slut.
也许我们该走了
Maybe we'd better be going.
是的
Yes.
很高兴见到你们大家
It was a pleasure meeting you all.
晚安
Good night.
总算知道神秘的男人是谁了
Well, I guess that solves the mystery.
我也有同感 谁能想到布兰琪会和
I'll say. Who'd have thought Blanche would date somebody
long in the tooth 年老的人 萝丝以为在说牙齿长
这么老的人约会
that long in the tooth?
我觉得他的牙齿很好
I thought his teeth were nice.
我无法相信的是他这么老
What I couldn't believe was how old he was.
有时候我真不敢相信自己的耳朵
You know, sometimes I really cannot believe my ears.
我知道
I know.
你七岁的时候我就该把它们粘回去
I should've taped them back when you were seven.
女士们 先生们 晚上好 请就座
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Please take your seats.
豪尔赫·维加?
Uh, Jorge Vega?
迈克尔·法奇克?
Michael Fachik?
吉姆·舒?
Jim Shu?
吉姆·舒?
Jim Shu?
我懂了 运动鞋 很有趣
Oh, I get it, gym shoe, very funny.
抱歉
Excuse me.
我是吉姆·舒
I am Jim Shu.
对不起 对不起
Pardon me, sorry.
pulling my leg字面义: 拉扯我的腿
我以为你在跟我开玩笑
I thought you were pulling my leg.
我可喝不了那么多清酒去干这事
I don't think I could drink that much sake.
坐下 舒
Sit down, Shu.
玛丽亚·贾内利?
Maria Gianelli?
萝丝·尼伦德?
Rose Nylund?
萝丝?
Rose, Rose?
萝丝 你在这儿干什么?
Rose, what are you doing here?
桃乐茜 我要坦白一件事
Dorothy, I have a confession to make.
我没有从圣奥拉夫的学校毕业
I slipped through the cracks of the St. Olaf school system.
难以置信
That's very hard to believe.
我见过你差点完成了《电视指南》的填字游戏
I've seen you almost complete a TV Guide crossword puzzle.
这是真的
It's true.
所以我现在没有高中毕业文凭
You're looking at a woman without a sheepskin.
我钱包有一张可以给你
I've got an extra in my wallet I could give you.
不 谢谢 我宁愿自己去努力
No, thanks. I'd rather earn it.
下课后在日料店见?
Meet you at Benihana after class?
萝丝 萝丝
Rose, Rose.
你高中没毕业吗?
You never graduated from high school?
没有正式毕业
Not officially.
毕业前三周
Three weeks before graduation,
他们叫我去接吻亭 在创始人集会上
I was asked to be in the kissing booth at the founders' day fair.
不幸的是 我吻的第一个男孩
Unfortunately, the first boy I kissed
得了严重的单核细胞增多症
had a nasty case of mono.
那天下午 我把它传染给了50个年轻小伙
That afternoon, I passed it along to 50 young men.
还有一个很困惑的女体育老师 身上有一股老香料味
And one very confused female PE teacher who smelled of Old Spice.
宝洁公司的沐浴露 止汗露品牌
在接下来的六个月里 我因病睡得昏天黑地
I slept day and night for the next six months
当我清醒过来时 我已经错过了毕业典礼
and when I finally woke up I had missed my graduation
和美国职业棒球大联盟的整合
and the integration of major-league baseball.
40年代美职棒联盟尝试黑人球员的种族融合
萝丝 我很抱歉 但是 亲爱的 你不能呆在这个班里
Rose, I'm very sorry, but, honey, you cannot stay in this class.
哦 拜托 桃乐茜!
Oh, please, Dorothy!
多年来我一直梦想着
I've secretly dreamt of getting
能拿到高中文凭
a high school diploma for years,
但我从来没有勇气这么做
but I never had the courage to do it.
现在 有你在教学
Now, with you teaching,
我终于觉得可以试一试了
I finally feel comfortable enough to give it a try.
好吧 好吧 你可以留下
Oh, alright, alright, you can stay.
谢谢你！
Thank you.
好了 各位 请翻到第五页
Alright, everybody, if you will turn to page five.
萝丝?
Yes, Rose?
-你是不是忘了什么? -什么？
Aren't you forgetting something? What?
我向国旗宣誓效忠
I pledge allegiance to the flag.
美利坚合众国
Of the United States of America,
以及它所代表的共和国
and to the republic for which it stands.
嗨 桃乐茜 你在干什么?
Hi, Dorothy. What are you doing?
我在批改历史试卷
I'm grading the history test.
我做得怎么样?
How did I do?
明天上课你就知道了
You'll find out in class tomorrow.
你能给我透露下吗?
Can you give me a hint?
不
No.
我比鲍里斯·尤先科做得好吗?
Did I do better than Boris Yushenko?
噢 萝丝!
Oh, Rose!
鲍里斯·尤先科都不会说英语
Boris Yushenko doesn't speak a word of English
他在二战的时候
and he was hit in the forehead
前额被迫击炮击中过
with a mortar during World War II.
-我比他做得好吗? -当然不了
-Did I do better than him? -No.
我是个失败者
I'm a failure.
萝丝 你不是
Rose, you are not.
打起精神 除了历史 你每门功课都做得很好
Now, come on, you are doing very well in every subject except history.
这也在意料中的
Well, I'm not surprised.
都怪我的高中历史老师斯蒂克迈耶先生
It's all because of my high school history teacher, Mr. Stickelmeyer.
-他是纳粹分子 -别这样
-He was a Nazi.-Oh, come on.
萝丝 很多学生不喜欢他们的老师
Rose, a lot of students don't like their teachers.
不 我是说真的
No, I mean it.
他是德国人一个邪恶阴谋的一部分
He was part of a nefarious plot
目的是教授错误的知识
by the Germans to teach misinformation
让美国的年轻人在德国入侵时变得非常愚蠢
so America's youth would be really stupid when the Germans invaded.
圣奥拉夫是德国实验的第一个城镇
St. Olaf was the first town chosen for their experiment.
我猜他们会觉得在那里自己很有优势
I guess they figured they had a leg-up there.
他的命令直接来自最高层
His orders came right from the top.
你是说希特勒?
You mean Hitler?
希特勒是谁?
Who's Hitler?
你的历史确实不好
You are bad at history.
姑娘们 我都快疯了
Girls, I am just beside myself.
菲德尔在和另一个女人约会
Fidel's seein' another woman.
-你确定吗? -是的
-Are you sure?-Yes.
我们过去经常见面
We used to see each other constantly.
现在一周见两次就算幸运了
Now I'm lucky to see him twice a week.
如果他没有和别的女人约会 他还能做什么呢?
If he's not seeing another woman, what else could he be doing?
也许他去化妆了吧 像瑞德·斯凯尔顿一样
Maybe he paints, like Red Skelton.
喜剧演员 马戏团小丑的儿子 1989年入选国际小丑名人堂 创作过小丑画作
萝丝 你能把课本递给我吗?
Rose, would you please hand me my grade book?
好的
Sure.
谢谢！
Thank you.
你接着说 布兰琪
You were saying, Blanche?
我都伤心死了
Well, it's just breaking my heart.
我从来没有这么喜欢过菲德尔·圣多明戈这样的人
I've never cared for a man as much as Fidel Santa Domingo.
圣地亚哥
Santiago.
哦随便吧
Oh, whatever.
重点是他很有钱
The point is, he's rich,
他很帅 我们是天生一对
he's handsome and we were made for each other.
即使我不会说墨西哥语
Even if I don't speak Mexican.
西班牙语
Spanish.
管它什么
Whatever.
我只是不知道该怎么办
I just don't know what I'm gonna do.
冷静点 布兰琪
Oh, now calm down, Blanche.
这件事或许有个合理的解释
There's probably a very logical explanation.
你可能是对的
You know, you're probably right.
哦 为什么菲德尔想要另一个女人?
Oh, why would Fidel want another woman?
毕竟 他已经涉足了
After all, he's dipped his toes in the
名叫布兰琪的美丽湖泊
lake known as Blanche.
那还不够蠢 不值得敲一击吗?
That wasn't stupid enough to deserve a hit?
你知道我要做什么吗?
Do you know what I'm gonna do?
把你的手放下 萝丝
Put your hands down, Rose.
我本来想说既然我们都经历了这么糟糕的一天
I was going to say that since we all had such a bad day,
我们一起出去吃晚饭吧 我请客
let's all go out for dinner. It's on me.
听起来不错
That sounds great.
我去拿我的包
I'll go get my purse.
哇! 姑娘们一起出去吃饭!
Wow! Dinner out with the girls!
哦 让我们疯狂起来吧
Oh, let's really get crazy.
我们用叉子吃中餐吧
We'll eat Chinese and use forks.
我知道了!
I know, I know!
我们就假装当中一个过生日 然后把蛋糕糊她脸上
We'll pretend it's one of our birthdays and screw 'em out of a cake.
天啊 如果我不去 我会嫉妒我自己的
Boy, if I wasn't going, I'd really be jealous of me.
但我要去 所以这些都无关紧要
But I am going, so it's all irrelevant.
萝丝 我之前是不是打得太狠了?
Rose, did I hit you too hard before?
不 一点也不
No, not at all.
我在用一种新的发胶 它能吸收大部分的外力
I'm trying a new hairspray and it absorbs most of the impact.
-谢谢你的晚餐 桃乐茜 很好吃 -谢谢
-Thanks for dinner Dorothy, it was delicious.-My pleasure.
我也很喜欢
I really enjoyed it too.
我玩得很开心 我把那个叫什么来着的老家伙全忘了
In fact, I had such a good time, I forgot all about old what's-his-name.
菲德尔
Fidel.
亲爱的 我知道他叫什么
Oh, honey, I know what his name is.
不 我是说他在那
No, I mean there he is.
他搂着另一个女人
And he has his arms around another woman.
菲德尔·圣地亚哥!
Fidel Santiago!
我的文件都准备好了!
My papers are in order!
哦 你好 布兰琪
Oh Hello, Blanche.
这到底是怎么回事?
What in hell is goin' on here?
布兰琪
Blanche.
你怎么能这么不诚实? 这是什么?
How could you be so deceitful? What is it?
她更年轻 更有魅力 更合你意吗?
Is she younger, more attractive, more desirable?
你说对了俩 布兰琪
You got two out of three, Blanche.
索菲亚 这到底是怎么回事?
Sophia, what in hell is goin' on here?
他是男人 我是女人
He's a man, I'm a woman,
我们能满足彼此的需求
I've got what it takes and he knows how to use it.
我午饭要吐出来了
I think I'm gonna lose my lunch.
布兰琪 听着
Blanche, listen.
菲德尔 也不用瞒着她了
Fidel, don't sugar-coat it for her.
听着 我们碰巧是一对
Look, we happen to be an item.
我戴着他的医疗警报手环
I'm wearing his MedicAlert bracelet.
什么时候开始的?
When did this start?
我一直对青霉素过敏
Well, I have been allergic to penicillin ever since--
哦 不是那个!
Oh, not that!
我是说你俩这关系
I mean this sick relationship.
对不起 让我解释一下
Por favor, let me explain.
我仍然深深地爱你
I still care for you deeply.
我不是有意为之 事情就是这样发生了
I did not mean for this to happen, it just did.
每次我去接你的时候
When I would go to pick you up,
等你的时候总会和索菲亚聊天
I would always talk to Sophia while I was waiting.
令我高兴的是 我发现她非常
And to my delight, I found her to be very--
火辣
Hot.
有趣
Interesting.
听着 女士们 我很高兴这一切都公开了
Look, ladies, I am so glad that this is all out in the open.
你们都是了不起的女人
You are both wonderful women,
我想继续和你们两个见面
and I want to continue seeing both of you.
当然 决定权在你们
But of course that is a decision that you will have to make.
现在 请你们原谅
Now, if you will excuse me,
我该换上我今天的第三套亚麻西装了
It's time for me to change into my third linen suit of the day.
这么热的天 我穿着它们就像穿着面巾纸一样难受
In this heat I go through them like Kleenex.
当自己是谁了
Of all the nerve!
他怎么可能认为我会继续和他约会?
How could he possibly think I'd continue seeing him?
布兰琪·德弗罗从来没有分享过一个男人!
Blanche Devereaux has never shared a man!
或者披萨
Or a pizza.
那是什么意思 你这个满脸皱纹的老乌鸦?
And what does that mean, you wrinkled old crow?
这意味着菲德尔不满足于你这廉价货
It means Fidel is interested in more than just a cheap thrill.
他还想要一个有头脑的女人
He also wants a mind.
噢 是吗?
Oh, yeah?
好吧 我们走着瞧吧!
Well, we'll see about that!
出招吧 宝贝!
You're on, baby!
菲德尔 停!
Fidel, stop!
即使是手术袜也只有这么大弹性了
Even surgical stockings only have so much elastic!
你们好
Hello.
我以为你们俩现在已经去睡了
I thought you two would be asleep by now.
姑娘们 这件睡衣太透明了
Girls, this nightgown is so sheer
这啥都能看见了对吧
I believe you can see right through it.
你好 菲德尔
Oh, hello, Fidel.
你好 布兰琪 你好吗？
Hello, Blanche. How are you?
你又没有白内障 你说呢
You don't have cataracts, you tell me.
滚开 你这个50岁的老破鞋
Beat it, you 50-year-old mattress.
你 你这个可怜的老..
Why you, you miserable old--
布兰琪 布兰琪 布兰琪 你知道规矩的
Blanche, Blanche, Blanche, you know the rules.
如果你们中有人跟菲德尔出去了
When one of you is out with Fidel,
另一个不得干涉
the other one does not interfere.
我表示歉意
My apologies.
现在 我要失陪了
Now, if you'll excuse me,
我要好好去洗个热水澡
I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath,
水刚好足够没过我的大胸
with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
你就坐在2.5厘米浅的水里？
You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?
忍不了了
Oh, that does it!
不 不 不 女士们!
No, no, no, no, ladies!
女士们 让我们表现得更文明些
Ladies, let us behave in a more civilized manner.
你是对的
You're right.
我道歉 菲德尔
I apologize, Fidel.
我也是
So do I.
好了 晚安
Well, good night.
晚安
Good night.
-中午一起吃午饭? -六点吃晚饭？
-See you at noon for lunch?- And six for dinner.
十点跳舞?
Ten for dancing?
午夜可就吃甜点了
Midnight for dessert.
午夜吃甜点?
Dessert at midnight?
总还有塞果冻的空间
There's always room for Jell-O.
我恨你
I just hate you.
我后悔让你搬进来的那天
I regret the day you ever moved in here.
我后悔生下你的那天
And I regret the day I gave birth to you.
妈妈 妈妈 我是你的女儿!
Ma, Ma, I'm your daughter!
哦 是的
Oh, yeah.
我得吃片头疼药
I need a Bromo Seltzer.
我需要芝士蛋糕
I need a cheesecake.
布兰琪 我讨厌看到你和索菲亚那样吵架
Blanche, I hate to see you and Sophia fighting like that.
她想抢走我的男人
She's trying to steal my man,
从来没有人 -
and no one ever--
敢从布兰琪·德弗罗手里抢男人
ASteals a man from Blanche Devereaux.
布兰琪 这都是你太自负了 不是吗?
Blanche, this is all about your ego, isn't it?
自负?
Ego?
桃乐茜 我哪里自负了
Dorothy, I have no ego.
你可以找几百个人去问问
And you can ask the hundreds of men
为了和我睡 会很乐意砍掉自己的右臂的
who would gladly cut off their right arm to sleep with me.
我同意桃乐茜的观点
I agree with Dorothy.
我觉得如果别的女人对菲德尔不感兴趣
I don't think you'd even still be dating Fidel
你也就不会和他约会了
if another woman wasn't interested in him.
姑娘们 我知道这听起来很奇怪
Girls, look, I know it seems strange,
但我碰巧对菲德尔有很深的感情
but I happen to have strong feelings for Fidel.
我无法解释
I can't explain it.
生活中有些事情无法解释
Some things in life defy explanation.
是的 就像布鲁斯·威利斯的头发没来由地消失
Yeah, like Bruce Willis's hair.
布兰琪 我想和你谈谈
Blanche, I wanna talk to you.
我没心情吵架
I'm in no mood to fight.
我不是来吵架的
Neither am I.
这就是我想说的
That's what I wanna talk about.
我们已经吵了好几个星期了
We've been at each other's throats for weeks.
这么争来争去 我们也把自己搞得筋疲力尽
We've also been running ourselves ragged trying to outdo each other.
不能这样了
It has to stop.
我不会放弃菲德尔的 索菲亚
I'm not giving Fidel up, Sophia.
我放弃
I am.
我正在打一场必败之战
I'm fighting a losing battle.
你更年轻 更漂亮
You're younger, you're prettier
最后他会选择你 这让我心碎
In the end he'll choose you and it'll break my heart.
他是你的了 布兰琪
He's yours, Blanche.
别生气了
No hard feelings.
哦 索菲亚 等等
Oh, Sophia, wait.
菲德尔还是归你吧
Why don't you take Fidel?
我有那么多男朋友
I have all those other boyfriends.
好的 晚安
Okay, good night.
索菲亚!
Sophia!
索菲亚!
Sophia!
萝丝 我有个小惊喜给你!
Rose, I have a little surprise for you!
饼干和牛奶!
Cookies and milk!
天啊 出什么事了
Oh, my God, what's wrong?
没什么啊
Nothing's wrong.
你只有在糟糕的事情发生时
You only do nice things for me when
才会为我做些好事
something terrible has happened.
萝丝 你的历史考试不及格
Rose, you failed the history test.
这是什么意思?
What does that mean?
意思是你错的比对的多
It means you got more wrong than right.
我知道 我数学及格了
I know that, I didn't fail math.
我说的是影响毕业吗
I was talking about the bigger picture.
这意味着你拿不到文凭
It means you won't get your diploma.
是吗?
Yeah?
那你的屁股挺大的
Well, you have a big behind.
哦 萝丝 萝丝 求你了
Oh, Rose, Rose, please,
我们能不能从成年人角度来看这个事情
let's try to keep this on an adult level.
如果你想谈论屁股大小
And if you wanna talk behinds,
你的屁股大得都能放《西部开拓史》了
they could show How the West Was Won on yours.
1962年的史诗型式西部片 呈现了半个世纪的美国西部历史
我真不敢相信
I can't believe this.
对不起 萝丝
I'm sorry, Rose,
但我得一视同仁地给你打分
but I have to grade you like everybody else.
看 桃乐茜 你判错了道题
Well, look, Dorothy, you made a mistake.
我答对了这道题
I got that question right.
萝丝 问题是谁是第三帝国的领袖
Rose, the question was who was the leader of the Third Reich?
你写的是弗里茨·斯蒂克梅尔
You wrote Fritz Stickelmeyer,
这是你高中历史老师的名字
your high school history teacher.
正确答案是阿道夫·希特勒
The correct answer is Adolf Hitler.
我的历史书在哪呢
Where's my history book?
我们说的是这个人吗?
Is this the man we're talking about?
是的 那就是阿道夫·希特勒
Yes, that is Adolf Hitler.
你想怎么叫他都行
You can call him whatever you want,
但那是弗里茨·斯蒂克梅尔
but that's Fritz Stickelmeyer.
我非常确定站在他旁边的是伊娃·布劳恩
I'm as sure of that as I am that's Eva Braun standing next to him.
你认识伊娃·布劳恩吗?
You recognize Eva Braun?
嗯 当然
Well, sure.
她是我们高中的体育老师
She was our high school PE teacher.
有传言说她曾经和斯蒂克梅尔先生约会过
It was rumored she used to date Mr. Stickelmeyer.
萝丝 够了
Rose, that's it.
我再也受不了了
I just can't take any more.
答对这道题 你就得了D -
With this question right, you have a D minus.
萝丝 你是高中毕业生了
Rose, you're a high school graduate.
哦天啊
Oh, boy!
索菲亚!
Sophia!
索菲亚 我是高中毕业生!
Sophia, I'm a high school graduate!
祝贺你
Congratulations.
现在你可以找任何需要戴硬纸板帽子的工作
Now you can get any job involving a cardboard hat.
我看起来怎么样?
Well, how do I look?
嘿 好极了!
Hey, terrific!
你今晚要去哪里?
Where are you going tonight?
菲德尔要带我去伯特·雷诺兹晚宴剧院
Fidel is taking me to the Burt Reynolds
去看鲁斯·芭吉的电影
Dinner Theater to see Ruth Buzzi in Evita.
桃乐茜 我看起来...
Dorothy, how do I?
你要去哪里?
Where are you going?
和菲德尔一起去伯特·雷诺兹晚宴剧院
To the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater with Fidel.
但那是不可能的
But that's impossible.
他昨天看完电影后邀请了我
He invited me yesterday after the movies.
昨天晚饭后他邀请了我
He invited me yesterday after dinner.
这是注定要发生的
This was bound to happen.
你们俩已经和他约会了好几周了
The two of you have been running that man ragged for weeks.
难怪他把你俩搞混了
It's no wonder he got confused.
喂?
Hello?
搞混？
Confused?
他怎么可能把这么年轻的
How could he possibly confuse this young,
性感的身材和穿着运动鞋的葡萄干搞混了?
nubile body with that raisin in sneakers?
只有一个办法能解决这事
Well, there's only one way to settle this.
我去赴约了
I'm going.
见鬼去吧 我才要走了
The hell you are, I'm going.
你们俩谁都不能去
Neither one of you is going.
菲德尔不会来了
Fidel isn't coming.
他在哪里?
Where is he?
我们害了他
We killed him.
我知道
I know.
我们还不如拿枪指着可怜的菲德尔的头
We might as well have put a gun to poor Fidel's head.
我们俩太过火了
We were too much woman for him.
他的精神是愿意的 但他心脏可受不了
His spirit was willing, but his poor heart couldn't take it.
都是我们的错
It's all our fault.
这是我们争来争去造成的
Our silly competitiveness did this.
拜托 你们俩
Oh, come on, you two.
那人七十多岁了
The man was in his seventies.
这种事该来就来的
These things just happen.
他的心脏衰竭跟你们一点关系都没有
You had nothing to do with his heart giving out.
桃乐茜 这里的每个人都是女的
Dorothy, everyone here is a woman.
我们今天聚集在这里
We are gathered here today
为了纪念一个突然离开我们的人
to honor the memory of a man who has suddenly been taken from us.
你看着我干什么?
What are you looking at me for?
继续说
Just keep talking.
菲德尔·圣地亚哥是一个非常特别的人
Fidel Santiago was a very special man.
他善良、关心他人、充满爱心
He was kind, caring and loving.
他给他接触过的所有人的生活带来快乐
He was a man who brought joy into the lives of all he touched.
我感觉他摸了房间里每一个人的屁股
I have the feeling he touched every behind in the room.
菲德尔·圣地亚哥的生活..
Fidel Santiago lived life.
对不起 神父
Excuse me, Father.
稍等下
Hold that thought.
你们谁是菲德尔的女朋友?
Which of you was Fidel's girlfriend?
我的天啊!
Oh, my God!
他和镇上的所有女人都有一腿
He had his burro hitched to every bedpost in town!
但这是好消息 姑娘们
But that's good news, girls.
那意味着你廉价的 狂热的欲望
That means your cheap, animal-like lust
与害死菲德尔没有任何关系
didn't have anything to do with killing Fidel.
我要走了
I'm leaving.
我不会为一个和
I'm not about to mourn a man
在场每个女人都搞过的男人哀悼
who's been with every woman in this room.
他从没和我在一起过
He was never with me.
我想他也有自己的标准
I guess even he had his standards.
站住
Hold it.
待在原地别动
Stay where you are.
神父 如果你不介意我这么说
Father, if you don't mind my saying so,
我认为你控制不了这局面了
I think you lost control of the room.
请原谅
Excuse me.
棺材里的那个男人是个无赖
The man in that box was a bum.
一个恶棍 一个骗子 一个谎话连篇的人
A scoundrel, a cheat and a liar.
你说对了
You got that right.
闭嘴
Quiet.
我自己说
I work alone.
但他也有美好的一面
But there was another side to him, and it was beautiful.
他唤醒了我35年来从未有过的感觉
He awakened feelings in me I haven't felt in 35 years.
我们过去常常拥抱、亲吻、牵手 感觉很好
We used to hug and kiss and hold hands, and it was nice.
他又让我觉得自己很有魅力 很受欢迎
He made me feel attractive and desirable again.
他可能也让你们有了这种感觉
He probably made the rest of you feel that way too.
看着这个狗窝俱乐部
And looking out at this kennel club,
真是一个不小的成就
that was no small accomplishment.
你们现在可能都讨厌菲德尔
You may all hate Fidel right now,
但我知道下次我坐在公园里的时候
but I know the next time I'm sitting in the park
在一个温暖的晴天
on a warm sunny day,
我一闻到廉价雪茄的香味
and I smell the aroma of a cheap cigar,
我就会面带微笑地想到菲德尔·圣地亚哥
I'll think of Fidel Santiago and I'll smile.
妈 你真贴心
Oh, Ma, that was very sweet.
真暖心 索菲亚
Just lovely, Sophia.
索菲亚 你能原谅我说的那些难听的话吗?
Sophia, can you ever forgive me for all those ugly things I said?
当然可以 那都是气话
Of course I can. It was said in the heat of battle.
如果能重新来过 我会把菲德尔让给你
You know, if I had it all to do over again, I'd let you have Fidel.
你太慷慨了!
You're so generous!
他现在躺在那 你就想把他让给我了?
The man's packing material, now you're letting me have him?
他都死透了
I have coat racks livelier than him!
她要把他给我
She's giving him to me.
他脸上的粉
The man's face has more powder on it
比安·米勒的还厚 她要把他给我
than Ann Miller's and she's giving him to me.
我宁愿跟一块木头一起跳舞
A piece of lumber would make a better dancing partner!
我谢谢你噢
Thanks for niente.
翻译：古镇少年